- When I switch on the TV, the power goes out.
- I get friendzoned even before I get close to a girl.
- Even my task manager goes into “Not Responding” state.
- I crossed the path of a black cat, and the cat was razed down by a truck moments after.
- I went to Goa searching for chicks and returned with Chicken Pox.
- The only girls I have spoken to on phone are the customer care people. Even they don’t talk more than 3 minutes.
- My average hair-fall* is greater than Virat Kohli’s average, while chasing.
- I have also been told that I look and behave like Rahul Gandhi.
- The only girl I proposed to said she’ll accept my proposal after India wins the world cup. I was so happy, until she mentioned she was talking about the Football World Cup.
* Hair-fall measured in number of strands falling per day